WEB DESIGN
We build websites your customers will never forget.
- Homepage slider
- Popup after 0.4 seconds
- Three WhatsApp buttons
- Things that move
Want a genuinely good site? There are professional agencies for that.
MORE DESIGNCOMPU-GLOBAL-HYPER-MEGA-NET™Professional-ish Digital Marketing from Medellín to the World and probably Envigado.
IS YOUR BUSINESS NOT SELLING?
WE DON'T KNOW WHY EITHER.
BUT WE CAN MAKE YOU A LOGO.
A satirical art project by MarkenGroup S.A.S.
No marketing gurus were harmed during the creation of this website.
We do marketing. Technically.™
OUR SERVICES
Everything your business needs, according to a 23-minute meeting.
SOCIAL MEDIA
We post because the algorithm needs content.
12–24 posts, Canva and motivational music.
We cannot guarantee virality because nobody can. It looks excellent in a sales proposal, though.
SEE PLANSDIGITAL MARKETING
SEO, ads, funnels, automation and enough acronyms to justify another video call.
The strategy is delivered in Excel.
GROW TECHNICALLYSUCCESS STORIES
Two fictional results. One technically verifiable. All presented with equal confidence.
Peluquería El Mono
| Before | 243 followers |
|---|---|
| After | 247 followers |
| Result | +1.64% 🚀 |
Absolutely impressive results.
Empanadas Doña Gloria
| Before | No TikTok |
|---|---|
| After | TikTok |
| ROI | INFINITE |
Mathematically debatable.
Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net
REAL CASEObjective: look terrible without working terribly.
- 100Performance
- 100Accessibility
- 100Best Practices
- 100SEO
The aesthetics are debatable. The data is not.
SEE PROOF →OUR TEAM
Completely invented people. Carefully self-assessed skills.
KEVIN
CEO / Founder / Visionary
“I got into marketing because Instagram blocked my personal account.”
JESSICA
Social Media Ninja
★★★★★ Canva
★★★★★ Instagram
★★★★ TikTok
★★ Excel
BRAYAN
Full Stack Digital Developer
HTML · CSS · WiFi · Windows
CHATGPT
Employee of the Month
37 consecutive months
Fictional team. Any resemblance to real people would make for an awkward meeting.
STATE-OF-THE-ART TECHNOLOGY
Our infrastructure has been seen on modern computers.
HTML5CSS3JavaScriptFirebaseGoogleWhatsAppExcelInternetCtrl+CCtrl+V
AWARDS & CERTIFICATIONS
TOP #1 MEDELLÍN AGENCY 2026CGHMN Institute
ISO 9001-ishAudit pending
Google Partner**We have a Gmail account.
PACKAGES FOR EVERY BUDGET
Packages, prices and deliverables are fictional and part of the satire.
BASIC PLAN
99.900 COP
Logo · Website · SEO · Social Media · AI · CRM · Newsletter · Strategy · Branding · App
Delivery: tomorrow
Hosting, domain, strategy, copy, results and common sense not included.
PREMIUM PLAN
149.900 COP
Everything in the basic plan. But more premium.
PLAN ENTERPRISE
Ask us
It is the same service, but we know you have a budget.
WHAT NOBODY SAID
Fictional testimonials. They do not represent real clients, companies or results.
FICTIONAL TESTIMONIAL 1
“I do not know exactly what they did, but now we have a QR code.”
— Invented person
FICTIONAL TESTIMONIAL 2
“They said we needed TikTok. We are a funeral home.”
— Invented person
FICTIONAL TESTIMONIAL 3
“Excellent service. We are still waiting for the website.”
— Invented person
FREE DIGITAL AUDIT
Three questions. One inevitable conclusion.
Your company needs:
✓ New website
✓ Social media
✓ SEO
✓ Ads
✓ Branding
✓ CRM
✓ Probably everything
OUR METHODOLOGY™
Our team uses highly advanced methodologies.
If nothing works, we recommend increasing the budget.